Chappie’s verdict on www.orrick.com
63
/100 suck score
Sucks a medium amount
“Chappie sees a law firm site that forgot to write a headline for itself.”
Chappie scrolled the whole homepage and never once got a plain 'here's what we do and why you'd hire us' sentence — just menu after menu after menu. Chappie counted zero H1 tags, which means even the robots reading this page don't know what the main point is. It's not broken, it's just... politely empty at the top, like a lobby with no receptionist.
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- GLASS · design
- 98 inline styles and not one H1 — Glass suspects the designers and the CMS never actually met each other.
- FORGE · engineering
- 28 scripts and no favicon on a 94KB page that still loads in 347ms — the speed's fine, the housekeeping is not.
- SKEPTIC · the copy
- The meta description name-drops four sectors but the visible page is just nav labels and headlines — nowhere does it say why Orrick over any other global firm.
⏱ 347ms response📦 92KB HTML🖼 1/20 imgs no alt🔧 stack unknown
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