Chappie’s verdict on www.truist.com
73
/100 suck score
Sucks a medium amount
“A wall of banking links pretending to be a homepage. Chappie needs a map and a nap.”
Chappie scrolled and scrolled and just kept finding more menus wearing a trenchcoat pretending to be a homepage. Chappie wanted one clear 'here's what to do' moment and instead got every product Truist has ever made, all at once. Chappie is proud of Truist for having so many services, but Chappie is tired.
waking chappie…
Chappie reads the verdict out loud. He will laugh. It’s not personal. (It’s a little personal.)
- GLASS · design
- Glass sees a homepage that's 90% navigation and 10% actual design decision — h1 reads like a legal disclaimer, not a welcome mat.
- FORGE · engineering
- Forge notes 23 of 33 images have no alt text and there's no favicon — small stuff, but it adds up to a site that skipped its own polish pass.
- SKEPTIC · the copy
- Skeptic looked for the one thing that makes Truist different from every other bank and found instead a very long list of things Truist sells.
⏱ 27ms response📦 253KB HTML🖼 23/33 imgs no alt🔧 stack unknown
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