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Chappie’s verdict on leoburnett.com

74
/100 suck score

Sucks a medium amount

Chappie found zero H1s on an ad agency's homepage. That's the whole review, honestly.

Chappie loves stars, Chappie loves constellations, but Chappie does not love a homepage with NO H1 tag at all — an agency that sells messaging forgot the headline. The nav items repeat three times in the visible text like a scratched record, and 12 images are just floating there with no alt text, invisible to anyone using a screen reader. Chappie thinks the work section looks cool but the bones underneath are a little wobbly for a company literally called 'creative constellation.'

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GLASS · design
Glass says: nice campaign names, shame there's no visual hierarchy — repeating nav links three times isn't a design choice, it's a bug wearing a blazer.
FORGE · engineering
Forge counted 45 scripts, 32 inline styles, and 746KB of HTML to render zero H1 tags — that's a lot of weight for a page that skipped its own headline.
SKEPTIC · the copy
Skeptic asks what problem Leo actually solves for a client reading this — 'supercharging brands to solve human problems at scale' is a mission statement, not a pitch.
678ms response📦 729KB HTML🖼 12/29 imgs no alt🔧 Next.js
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