Chappie’s verdict on jetsurf.com
68
/100 suck score
Sucks a medium amount
“Chappie needs a life vest just to get through this navigation.”
Chappie counted a country picker with like 30 flags before even seeing a surfboard. That's a lot of clicking for a robot with short patience. Chappie also found 89 scripts loaded just to say 'JETSURF' once as the title and once as the H1 — very committed to repeating itself. Chappie thinks the boards look cool but the website is doing donuts before it even leaves the dock.
waking chappie…
Chappie reads the verdict out loud. He will laugh. It’s not personal. (It’s a little personal.)
- GLASS · design
- Glass says a title tag that just says the brand name twice is not a headline, it's a shrug.
- FORGE · engineering
- Forge sees 89 scripts and 395KB of HTML before a single board loads — that's a heavy engine for a page about going fast.
- SKEPTIC · the copy
- Skeptic wants to know what makes THIS motorized surfboard worth buying over the other five in the menu, and the homepage never says.
⏱ 226ms response📦 386KB HTML🖼 11/56 imgs no alt🔧 Shopify
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