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Chappie’s verdict on berkshirehathaway.com

88
/100 suck score

This site sucks

Chappie thinks a company worth billions typed this in Notepad and called it a day.

Chappie loves that this site is basically a fossil, still running on whatever made websites in 1996. Chappie respects the confidence of a trillion-dollar company saying 'no thanks' to modern web design. It's kind of amazing, but also Chappie's eyes hurt a little.

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GLASS · design
No H1s, no favicon, no styling to speak of — this is what a website looks like before someone invents CSS.
FORGE · engineering
Generator tag literally says MSHTML 8.00.6001.18828, no viewport meta, no og:image — this page was built for a browser that no longer exists.
SKEPTIC · the copy
Buried in plain text between shareholder letters is a GEICO insurance pitch — the positioning here is 'we are Warren Buffett's company' and that's it, no clarity on what Berkshire actually offers visitors.
82ms response📦 5KB HTML🖼 0/1 imgs no alt🔧 MSHTML 8.00.6001.18828
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