Chappie’s verdict on degrees.lafilm.edu
78
/100 suck score
This site sucks
“Chappie sees 18 scripts fighting a lead form for the title of 'Homepage'.”
Chappie wanted to feel inspired, like the H1 promised, but instead Chappie just found a lead-gen form wearing a movie poster. The page title literally says 'Homepage' — Chappie's story doesn't even get a name. Chappie believes a film school should know how to open a scene better than this.
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- GLASS · design
- 17 images and not one is worth an Open Graph preview — Glass wouldn't share this link on a dare.
- FORGE · engineering
- 18 scripts and zero meta description on a WordPress site that took 143ms to respond but forgot the basics — Forge smells unoptimized plugin soup.
- SKEPTIC · the copy
- The copy promises 'your vision finds its frame' but never says tuition, program length, or accreditation — just a two-step form begging for a phone number.
⏱ 143ms response📦 106KB HTML🖼 2/17 imgs no alt🔧 WordPress
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