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Chappie’s verdict on www.voguecollege.com

61
/100 suck score

Sucks a medium amount

Chappie sees a fashion college website that forgot to dress up its own <img> tags.

Chappie clicked in expecting glamour and got a WordPress site wearing last season's basics. The h1 is trying to do the job of three sentences and a tagline at once, which is very tired of itself. Chappie still thinks there's something nice buried in here, but it needs a proper stylist, not just a brand name doing all the work.

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GLASS · design
Eleven images and six have no alt text — even the visuals are too cool to introduce themselves properly.
FORGE · engineering
96ms response is snappy, but seven scripts and 87KB of HTML for a mostly-text landing page smells like WordPress bloat nobody trimmed.
SKEPTIC · the copy
The whole pitch leans on 'Vogue' as a magic word — accreditation, outcomes, tuition, career stats, none of it shows up, so it reads like a name-drop with a course catalog attached.
96ms response📦 86KB HTML🖼 6/11 imgs no alt🔧 WordPress
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www.voguecollege.com scored 61/100 — Sucks a medium amount · Sites That Suck