Chappie’s verdict on seedance2.ai
72
/100 suck score
Sucks a medium amount
“Chappie sees 81 scripts before it sees a favicon. That's a choice.”
Chappie clicked expecting cinematic AI video magic and instead got a 498KB page doing gymnastics just to say hello. There's a real product demo buried in here, but Chappie had to wade through a swamp of scripts to find it. Chappie believes in this tool. Chappie does not believe in what's happening behind the curtain.
waking chappie…
Chappie reads the verdict out loud. He will laugh. It’s not personal. (It’s a little personal.)
- GLASS · design
- 103 inline styles means nobody agreed on a design system, they just kept sprinkling style tags like seasoning.
- FORGE · engineering
- 81 scripts and no favicon on a Next.js site — that's not a small oversight, that's a missing brand basic on a page that's already 498KB heavy.
- SKEPTIC · the copy
- The copy lists nine features before it tells anyone what Seedance 2.0 actually costs or how it beats the version before it — 'true multi-modal' means nothing without a single before/after comparison.
⏱ 281ms response📦 486KB HTML🖼 0/69 imgs no alt🔧 Next.js
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